Ran into two of my distant kinfolk the other day. The Breton kin. Same height. Same coloring. Very similar features. We could easily be mistaken for brothers. But what was the difference? they had me by at least a hundred pounds.

WTF is modernity doing to my people?

We need two innovations in biological warfare: something that kills all rice plants and something that kills all sugar plants. ‘Cause the state has too much interest in the consequences of rice and sugar.

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